I want to write my thoughts, not ones that I polish for my friends, family, and acquaintances to see, but what I actually think and feel. Uncensored, because I am trying not to give hoot hollerin' about what people think. Dry humor is kind of my thing.

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Every CEO and President on Undercover boss are the biggest dickheads. All pigs, the MGM President even say he grew up poor and worked his way up but talked about trickle down theory and couldn’t do basic math and skills of his employees. He also drives a bright red Ferari and has a gigantic house but says he doesn’t want his kids to grow up spoiled.

This is just sad and pathetic.

I jump every time!

I jump every time!

(via queenofjalex)

Source: sometimebarakat

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I want a tattoo on my upper arm and I know exactly what I want and it would have so much meaning and look amazing but I can only imagine how gross it would be in 20 years….

My sister just gets me. (Taken with instagram)

My sister just gets me. (Taken with instagram)

Altair let me hold him before he gave me a major scratch. (Taken with instagram)

Altair let me hold him before he gave me a major scratch. (Taken with instagram)

tu-rimasconmigo:

la guitarra de mis sueños, pero en azul >< <33333333333

So sexxxxyyyy.

tu-rimasconmigo:

la guitarra de mis sueños, pero en azul >< <33333333333

So sexxxxyyyy.

(via flyingtoasteverywhere)

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I’ve been home for 24 hours and I just got kicked out of my house. Great.

hellogiggles:

A FOUR-LETTER LIE: WHY YOUR HIGH SCHOOL PROM DOES NOT ACTUALLY MATTER
by Tyler Vendetti

It&#8217;s so funny how much stress and effort girls put into prom and how much drama they inflate because of prom. Eww

hellogiggles:

A FOUR-LETTER LIE: WHY YOUR HIGH SCHOOL PROM DOES NOT ACTUALLY MATTER

by Tyler Vendetti


It’s so funny how much stress and effort girls put into prom and how much drama they inflate because of prom. Eww

Source: hellogiggles

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My thoughts today

I dislike Rihanna as a person and her music, but man, is she pretty.

Dear Eli Manning, don’t quit your day job.

Those were from tonight’s Saturday Night Live episode.

Scott is actually being nice tonight which is surprising.

I should’ve stayed home for the rest of the weekend but I came back to celebrate May 5th but nobody did anything. They told me to come back! And they didn’t even have plans for tonight.

I’m just kinda confused.

I can be more productive now anyways. I’m thinking about going on a run tomorrow morning at this pretty park with a lake and spending the day on campus studying.

I have to do REALLY good on everything to try and save my GPA but that B average seems out of reach.

What?! What?! OMG!
What?!
 I don&#8217;t know how I feel about this, so beautiful and tragic!

What?! What?! OMG!

What?!

I don’t know how I feel about this, so beautiful and tragic!

(via beekeepers-daughterr)

Source: neuroticpaint

  • Question: That tweet you screenshotted is a fake account lol hes AlexAllTimeLow now AlexAlltimelow - -alexgayscarf
  • Answer:

    Fuck my life. I was so happy, why do they look the samemee?!

    Thanks tho

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fightingtheseas:

Jajajajaja.

Source: fightingtheseas

acceptthelove:

oh my god yes.

The Human Saddle!!!

acceptthelove:

oh my god yes.

The Human Saddle!!!

Source: storiesofavagabond

I get it!

I get it!

(via acceptthelove)

Source: meme4u

suicideblonde:

So many things to celebrate at tonight’s Friday Night Gif Party!  Brad and Angie’s upcoming nuptials to seal them as King and Queen of the Universe!  And Other Exciting Things I am sure have happened this week!   Celebrate Good Times, Come on!




Fuck yes. What a cool couple.

suicideblonde:

So many things to celebrate at tonight’s Friday Night Gif Party!  Brad and Angie’s upcoming nuptials to seal them as King and Queen of the Universe!  And Other Exciting Things I am sure have happened this week!   Celebrate Good Times, Come on!

Fuck yes. What a cool couple.

Source: suicideblonde